When I wouldn't let him turn the car down a street that said "Don't Turn Here" He replied with
"But Baby boo bear bungle face.
When Katie gave me a cute little owl..
To the owl: "Your name is Latifa."
While driving the other day I was scarfing down a delicious chaulupa from good ole Taco Bell. Nathan looks at me then swerves the car while screaming " Chaulpa check"..
I am almost lost my lunch and my patience.
While getting gas on our missions trip with a van full of students, he walks around the side and licks the window. Youth Pastor, much?
While also in the Van..one of the students said, Let's play a game, first person to fart wins..
Nathan: Then I already won.
When talking about how many bathroom breaks I had within the last couple of minutes because apparently I can't drink lemonade without almost peeing my pants..
Nathan said, You have a bladder like a platypus.
While discussing my age..
Nathan: How can I pay you to not put those things on you blog?
Jess: You can't. It's happening.
Nathan: I don't want other people knowing this stuff about me, that was the benefit to you when you married me.
Nathan: Fine, I'm not talking to you anymore.
That lasted all of 2 seconds. He loves me, what can I say.